i thought perez hilton was paris hiltons damaged and slightly less famous brother
BABY RACCOONS COVER THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET SCARED AND OMG I JUST CANT ITS SO PRECIOUS
You had me at not crushing my boobs.
i would probably just end up like
and that can’t be healthy
Ah, finally a convenient place for me to swipe off my crumbs after a midnight snack.
I think you mean panoramas done right
So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward
what the fuck
me: *sees a white boy* *locks my car doors*
white boy: *knocks on window* what would you be doing if I was in there with you ;)